Always read the signage.
It rarely leads you astray.
Unless it does.
And then it’s your own fault for paying attention.

Post some funny signage if you see it! Trust me it is everywhere!

The other day, Tabby and I were going down to Seattle and my credit card was rejected at the gas station. The little sign read: “Invalid Loyalties.” What? How random!

Add yours Comments – 64

  • Denise

    on August 8, 2008 at 1:11 am

    I dont know if this has been posted but i just saw it and thought it was funny.

  • Steve Howard

    on August 8, 2008 at 8:06 pm

    One of my all-time favs:

  • Steve Howard

    on August 8, 2008 at 8:08 pm

    Sorry for double posting, but this one may be even better:

  • Steve Howard

    on August 8, 2008 at 8:26 pm

    Delete my previous posts if you want, because this one has both signs referenced there, plus 180 or so more.

    I laughed so hard my sides hurt.

  • Alesha

    on August 15, 2008 at 11:48 am

    I didn’t have my camera with me to take the picture, but I just had to tell you about it. A KFC in my town had a sign up for a special on a bucket of chicken. Well here is the funny part. They had chicken spelled CHICEN. What idiot that works at KFC “home” of the chicken put up that sign and doesn’t even know how to spell? How can you work there and not know how to spell that word! I swear there are idiots everywhere!

  • Alesha

    on August 15, 2008 at 11:51 am

    Everybody MUST go check out the signs Steve Howard posted. They are hilarious!

  • ramon

    on August 15, 2008 at 1:57 pm

    que gracioso allison
    eres la mejor
    siempre divertida
    eres perfecta gracias por compartirlo

  • David M. Kennedy-Farner

    on August 30, 2008 at 10:14 am

    I tried copying the links separately but it didn’t seem to take, so here’s a photobucket album with all of them… I love these things…

  • Carl

    on September 4, 2008 at 7:32 am

    I love sign hunting! The one that stands out to me the most is the one that most apartment complexes have. Usually when you go in the office, there is a good chance you’ll find a sign that says “Sorry cash NOT accepted”. I always have to take a second glance at that to make sure i read it right.

  • nicolas

    on September 8, 2008 at 1:13 pm

    woah it’s the first time i come here i’m french and i’m a udge fan of allison mack i will love to met her one time hey allison if you come in france told me !^^

  • BWG

    on October 31, 2008 at 3:42 am

    Well, you might like some of these signs from my side of the pond:

  • axley thien

    on November 19, 2008 at 2:31 am

    NICE!I saw a sign that had some letters scrapped off by someone and the sign read”press butt (on) to open”hahaha”. The last two letters were scrapped off

  • Tom

    on November 25, 2008 at 3:28 pm

    Here’s a brilliant sign in Wales, which is supposed to read in both English & Welsh, but the Welsh translation ended up an entirely irrelevant part of an e-mail. The story is here at

  • Tat Thuy

    on March 18, 2009 at 12:12 am

    Hi Allison !

    The reason why i read your blog is that
    i have watched a part of SmallVille.

    You get in me a lot of good impression:
    beautiful,active,funny and attractive girls

    when i saw your birthday.It is really amazing,You are so young.Maybe you have some secret remedys !wow woow

    when i saw your video below,i can understand why you are !
    Actually,you look as a lovely kid !

    though, you are a big star but what you writed,shared make me admire you more

    You was born in germany,So i have relation between you and Germany’s current president.I wonder why your appearance is similar?

    Just some funny quensions !
    But i am really happy if i can receive a message from you !
    do you know that’s really a nice dream !

    Hope you so well and happy !
    Vietnamese men:Tat Thuy